The 2026 FuckIt Calendar is a bold, colorful, art-forward calendar created for women who appreciate beauty, humor, and a little well-placed profanity. Each month features original, vibrant artwork paired with witty, unapologetic phrases that celebrate boundaries, self-expression, resilience, and the freedom to stop taking nonsense so seriously.
Designed to be both functional and decorative, this calendar brings personality to your wall while keeping your year organized. It’s perfect for studios, home offices, kitchens, or any space that could use a reminder to laugh, breathe, and move forward with confidence.
Details:
Available in two sizes: 8.26″ × 11.69″ and **11″ × 17″
High-quality paper pages bound with a silver-color metal wire
Paper weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Month-by-month original artwork with clean, easy-to-use calendar grids
Subtle holiday markers (Valentine’s Day, Halloween, Christmas, New Year)
Please note:
This calendar contains adult language and is intended for mature audiences with a sense of humor.
Whether you hang it as art, use it to plan your days, or gift it to someone who’s beautifully done with pretending, this calendar is here to make 2026 a little lighter and a lot more honest.
Size:
This is not your average calendar.
The 2026 FuckIt Calendar is a bold, colorful, art-forward calendar created for women who appreciate beauty, humor, and a little well-placed profanity. Each month features original, vibrant artwork paired with witty, unapologetic phrases that celebrate boundaries, self-expression, resilience, and the freedom to stop taking nonsense so seriously.
Designed to be both functional and decorative, this calendar brings personality to your wall while keeping your year organized. It’s perfect for studios, home offices, kitchens, or any space that could use a reminder to laugh, breathe, and move forward with confidence.
Details:
Available in two sizes: 8.26″ × 11.69″ and **11″ × 17″
High-quality paper pages bound with a silver-color metal wire
Paper weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Month-by-month original artwork with clean, easy-to-use calendar grids
Subtle holiday markers (Valentine’s Day, Halloween, Christmas, New Year)
Please note:
This calendar contains adult language and is intended for mature audiences with a sense of humor.
Whether you hang it as art, use it to plan your days, or gift it to someone who’s beautifully done with pretending, this calendar is here to make 2026 a little lighter and a lot more honest.
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